Gruesome drive to work!!!

I was listening to the radio out in lala land and i get to Milwaukie and commercials start so then I come back to earth and start looking around me and notice a huge Canadian goose strewn across the rode in many pieces, guh! And then some bleach blonde,overtanned, fake nail lady in a brand new 4Runner cuts me off and stuck to the back bug deflector or some weird roof rack is a large robin-kind-of bird that had gotten it's foot stuck in the rack and is thrashing around violently in the wind until it died right there in front of me and just hangs for another 10 miles. So, I get up beside the lady to tell her she has a huge dead bird hanging from the back of her car and try my best to get her attention(waving hands at her, honking, stop ping way behind traffic) and she looks at me, puts on her sunglasses, rolls up her window and completely ignores me (on purpose!) so that I can't tell her about it. And like it wasn't bad enough that I woke up from strange dreams and hour late and felt all strange and sore and freaked out. Put sloppy work clothes on, no makeup, combed hair and left for work in a daze. This can not make for a great day. I think I'll go back home to bed.