Friday, July 23, 2004

he's jus' torny!

so the bands we went to hear last night were amusing if nothing else.  luckily we only stayed for the first two because as much as we all love masochistic/torturing/screaming heavy"so-called" rock, after the first two bands who managed to do short sets that supposedly were angry, loud songs, I still can't seem to remember if there was actually any lyrics whatsoever.  The last band was Kettle Cadaver, the guy we knew was in Contusion and it was their first gig ever.  Which they at least were more tight musically but again minimal talent.  the first group unfortunately seemed to have a 21 yr old fat disgusting lead singer who thought he was talented and good looking and something of a sex god.  He was repulsive his fat hairless stomach had motion all its own and he liked to jump around the stage which made this all the more rebarbative.  And then I can do GWAR on occasion but Kettle Cadaver, hammering nails through their scrotums, and using staple guns on themselves everywhere, attaching barbed wire to their faces and limbs and screaming/yelling/shrieking to unorganized sound on familiar instruments only goes so far with me.  I'm bored, the spectacle holds no intrigue to me at all.  And all aside, the crowd at these types of shows are relatively creepy.  But, we stayed until 1130pm and then went to BR to observe another kind of spectacle.  What is wrong with people?!?!  It was just T, Jason and I and poor Jason having to spend the whole evening with such hot chicks was having a weird night.  And the girl watching for him seemed strained as he kept apologizing and explaining that he's jus' torny.   I mean can you blame him? One voluptuous vixen and one curvy kitten at your side the whole night, what can you do? Yeah to say the very least, the night was amusing but boring.  Girls are dumb and guys can be ridiculously stoopid!  Not our present company just all those weirdos we were watching.  Hopefully this weekend can prove better for society.  Because I'm starting to think that avoiding all these scenes and sticking to home and "restaurants" sounds like a mighty fine idea.  And most likely less expensive. Game night should prove fun, but tonight I'm looking to try a different place (sorry BR). 

2 Comments:

Blogger Ivar said...

what is BR? you do remember ringlers, yes? if you want stoopid...there is always trouble on mt. hood during the summer, but yeah--no. dante's has been doing cool things lately...or you could check this silliness: http://www.wweek.com/lists/musiclist.php -playing in corvallis tonight with new band, so i will be of no help personally! good luck

5:12 PM  
Blogger Thunder said...

BR: Boiler Room NW 3rd/davis. Seems like I live there as of late! Know the owners.

12:11 PM  

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