Terrible knack for sticking my foot in my mouth!

Yes, I'm one of those people that has a mind that runs a thousand things a minute and talk really fast about nothing at all, and most of all when I'm being sarcastic or (think i'm being)witty, I say something that I know exactly what I mean in my head but comes off as partial and not at all what I'm meaning.

Yep, I did it again! The party involved will either think it's funny (which it kinda is) or the other party referenced to, will think I'm a catty brat. Not my intention, as humility fails and greater humility hobbles me at the knees. I'm wracked with embarrassment. This is the reason why I love blogs where you can erase your own comments. I re-read what I wrote to a blog acquaintance regarding appearances and fashion.

Intention: As long as you feel you look good then you've won, and your husband should affirm how attractive you are!

Nope, as I re-read, this is how it sounded to me from my own words: I couldn't say if I'm attractive because I'm really critical of myself, but your husband can tell you if I am attractive.

Yeah, I'm an idiot. I think I'll--- um... stop commenting on any and every blog until I can think before I speak and re-read before I publish. Yes, stabbing a pencil into my eye as I write.