Can't I be a bear?

I wish it were practice that humans went into hibernation like bears. I'm having such a crappy day and hate coming to work right now and doing anything related to people that I want to just crawl back to bed and pull up the covers for the next few months. I'm so tired! I'd like a job where I don't have to work with any women.

okay no more complaining. If I don't have anything nice to say than I shouldn't say anything at all.

I'm quite sure I am going to spend the rest of the day crying. Luckily, I have my own office where I can shut my door.